Game 1 RGE vs DRX

How disgusting is this fucking tree though.
---Especially with hextech soul, that felt painful
---and C9 first picks Sejuani instead xd
TMD这树怎么能这么恶心
---尤其是有海克斯龙魂的情况下，看起来太痛苦了
---然而C9还是一抢猪妹... xD

The Trundle pick to just E MF out of her ult was fucking insane.
---巨魔这一手E断女枪大简直神来之笔

DRX with the very NA draft.
---It is VERY apparent who is scrimming who
DRX的BP简直就是NA的翻版
---看来谁和谁打训练赛已经很明显了

Rogue > DRX > RNG > GENG just as everyone expected
Rogue > DRX > RNG > GENG，就像所有人预期的那样

Game 2 EG vs G2

"I was confident playing against G2 already at MSI"
picks nidalee and proceeds to get turbo fisted for the 7th time in a row
Huh?
---Inspired is 0-17 against jankos in bo1 lol
“我从MSI开始就有十分的自信打败G2“-Inspired
然后锁下豹女，被打出翔
---Inspired 在BO1对战小羊的战绩是0-17 哈哈哈哈哈

There's something poetic about Jankos winning with Sejuani against Nidalee
羊扣死用猪妹打爆豹女还真是充满诗意的画面(注：小羊的豹女被Reddit公认Q不中人，已成为一个非常有名的G2梗)

EG now 0-7 against G2 this year.
EG今年对G2的战绩是0-7

EU 3-1 LPL 2-1 LCK 2-2 NA 0-4
STOP THE COUNT
---It's official. We just won worlds. No need to play anymore.
---BOUTTA BE 4-1 REAL SOON
EU 3-1 LPL 2-1 LCK 2-2 NA 0-4
够了别打了！！！
---我在此宣布我们已经赢下世界赛了。不用打了
---还没，我们马上就要4-1了 ！

It's so nice to see how well integrated Inspired is into NA culture.
Just looks like a domestic jungler already perfecting the "do nothing and lose"-playstyle
很高兴看到Inspired完美的融入了北美的环境。他看起来就像是经典的NA打野，完美的执行了“什么都不做然后输掉”的战术

you are inspired and the team needs ap damage
do you choose:
A. Karthus so your team has massive ap damage and you scale well
B. Lillia so you can scale and have strong teamfights
C. Morgana so you can provide strong cc and stop crucial cc
D. Nidalee so you can be a champ for 10 minutes.
你是Inspired而你的队伍需要AP伤害，你会？
A.选死歌来提供巨额AP伤害，而且有着不俗的后期
B.选莉莉娅，你有很大的成长空间和团战的发挥空间
C.选莫甘娜，你可以提供大量的控制以及提供一个关键的免控盾
D.选豹女，你能在前十分钟玩的舒服一点

Can't wait for the next Inspired interview so that I can learn how shit G2 played and how EG could have easily won the game
等不及下次Inspired采访了，我想学习G2玩的是多么糟糕，EG本可以多么轻松的赢下游戏
(注：Inspired在MSI的采访后嘴硬说G2打的不怎么样，他把把打爆Jankos，输的原因仅仅只是出了点小差错。)

My mum and dad are divorcing, my girlfriend is leaving me and my friends don’t like hanging out with me anymore. Everything is changing but at least I know that G2 beating EG will always stay the same.
--- My mom beats me, my dad beats me, my brother beats me. Atleast I feel safe with EG, cause they fucking can't beat anyone
我的妈妈和爸爸在离婚，我的女朋友开始离我而去，我的朋友们也不想和我一起玩了。我身边的一切都在改变，但是至少在G2能把EG打出翔这件事情上，永远也不会改变
---我妈妈打我，我爸爸打我，我哥哥打我。但是EG令我感到安全，因为他们他妈的谁也不会打。

Game 3 FNC vs T1

So Lucian&Nami's death was greatly exaggerated I guess
--- Tbh that's usually the case. European teams define the meta & the eastern teams perfect it.
--- And a year later NA figures it out.
--- next worlds, we will bring lucian name
看起来卢娜体系并没有消亡
---说实话，EU队伍经常提前找到版本答案，然后亚洲队伍完美的发挥出版本答案的威力
---然后NA在一年后突然醒悟
---明年我们就会把露娜体系带到世界赛上，请拭目以待

it’s week 2 fnatic
--- Play-in buff activated.
第二周的FNC有说法的
---入围赛buff，启动

EU sleeping well tonight
EU可以安心的睡觉了

EU proudly representing their region this groups stage thus far. Must be nice.
---Meanwhile NA fans are tunning into each game to see if they miraculously snag one win to not go 0-18
--- I really believe this is the year we can pull off the 0-18 dream
NA粉丝：EU骄傲的代表他们的赛区打出了不俗的成绩，这感觉肯定很好吧。
---NA粉丝们正在祈祷能不能发生奇迹并赢下一个小场，这样他们才不会被0-18
---我真的相信我们能成功的达成0-18的成就！

Remember lads, if your erection persists for longer than 2 hours, seek medical help.
小伙子们记住，如果你的吉尔兴奋状态持续超过2小时，请立即去医院

Ahh here we got Gumalosing. ADC GAP
---Gumayushit
啊这就是姑妈游输吗，ADC差距
---姑妈游谢特

Game 4 EDG vs C9

Fuck making it out of groups are we even gonna win a game?! Lmao
---0-18 dream is alive boys
---TSM resting well at home knowing they won't be alone in the 0-6 legacy
好不容易从入围赛突出重围，我们现在连赢一场都是奢望哈哈哈哈哈哈
---小伙伴们，我们0-18的梦想还在继续
---0-6记录持有者TSM十分欣慰的在家里看着NA比赛

First worlds in NA in years, now we can go to bed disappointed instead of waking up disappointed!
北美几年来第一次举办世界赛，我们终于可以失望的去睡觉而不是失望的醒来

NA is just looking sad at this point. EG is the only team that's putting up a fight.
NA现在看起来太可悲了，EG是唯一一个有些许反抗之力的队伍

Please fast forward a month. I want to forget this all happened.
求求你快进一个月吧，我想忘记所有发生的事

Fudge: “maybe you were right to doubt us”
Fudge：有可能你们对我们的质疑是正确的

0-5 <-- You are here
---The next four matches are:
100T vs GEN
C9 vs T1
EG vs DK
100T vs RNG
It's very likely NA will go 0-9 first week of groups.
0-5 <--你现在在这里，接下来的四场比赛是打GenG，T1，DK和RNG。看起来NA第一周0-9的可能性十分的高

No wonder there was a game pause, they had to check Meiko’s PC.
怪不得游戏暂停了，他们必须检查Meiko的电脑是不是有挂

MEIKO TRYING TO MISS A HOOK CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE)
妹扣勾不中挑战(难度：不可能的任务)

Game 5 TES vs GAM

Everfrost Yuumi is a war crime
---Yuumi is a crime
---Hey! Yuumi serves an important role for accessibility for league of legends。
永霜猫简直就是在犯战争罪
---悠米本身就是一种罪行
---嘿！悠米是玩lol的残疾人群体中不可或缺的一部分。

Just brutal
残忍

Good guys TES smashing this game so fast that they make up a bit of time for the pauses
TES好兄弟速通了GAM来弥补暂停的时间

Wayward: Im 70% sure I exist...
Maybe 60%...
---Schrodinger’s Gnar
魏延：我有70%的把握确定我是存在的
或许60%...
---薛定谔的纳尔

My god, they have families
我的天啊，他们还有家人的

How is Jackeylove supposed to run it down when he has a pocket Yuumi smh
悠米存在使得阿水送人头的效率下降了不少啊，摇头

GAME 6 DK vs JDG
DIESOFBANGER
---Best league game I’ve seen all year tbh
爽到升天
---说实话这是我今年看到打的最好的一把游戏了

this worlds group stage is so fucking hype
---unless you're an NA fan
---WDYM, NA had the same winrate than LCK today !
---The gap is closing!
---NA only had 2 loses, NA >LCK
世界赛的小组赛真tm燃啊
---如果你不是NA的粉丝的话
---你在说什么？NA今天的成绩和LCK是一样的
---差距正在慢慢缩小！
---NA 可只输了两场哦，NA>LCK

game ending and croc is 0/4/0
游戏结束的时候鳄鱼一个助攻都没有

Always bet on the Chinese KaiSa
你永远可以相信中国的卡莎

HOPE IS A GOD
---Hexgate saved the game Lol
HOPE就是神！
---海克斯科技门拯救了这场游戏